Funny joke entitled pee in the cemetary
Posted by Blueeyes at 11/29/2007 5:23 AM 
Categories: Relationships, Interesting, Family, love, Humor, Fun
Categories: Relationships, Interesting, Family, love, Humor, Fun
Subject: Pee in the cemetery
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful
and loving wives however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in
the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her
panties and use them.
Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with
a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over,
so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to
stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no
panties!!"
That's nothing" said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck
to her rear that said,
....'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful
and loving wives however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in
the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her
panties and use them.
Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with
a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over,
so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to
stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no
panties!!"
That's nothing" said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck
to her rear that said,
....'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'
Now that thar is a perty funny darned good joke. Liked that good.
Ed
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