Funny Email I received today from the George W. Bush Monument Committee

Dear Friends, 

I have the honor of being named to the committee to raise $5,000,000
for a
monument to George W. Bush. I am contacting you in the hope you will be
willing to contribute to this noble cause. 

But first, a little about what the committee has been doing to date. 

We originally wanted to put him on Mount Rushmore until we discovered
that
there was not enough room for two more faces. 

We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington , DC
Hall of
Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed.
It was
not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never
told a lie ------- or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the
truth--since
Bush could never tell the difference! 




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