An email I received earlier today I thought you would like:


It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but  

until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric  

expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original  

and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.  



REMOVING HER CLOTHES:  

With her consent....................... 12 Calories  

Without her consent.................... 187 Calories  

 

OPENING HER BRA:  

With both hands........................ 8 Calories  

With one hand.......................... 12 Calories  

With your teeth........................ 85 Calories  



PUTTING ON A CONDOM:  

With an erection....................... 6 Calories  

Without an erection.................... 315 Calories  



PRELIMINARIES:  

Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories  

Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories  



POSITIONS:  

Missionary............................. 12 Calories  

69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories  

69 standing up......................... 112 Calories  

Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories  

Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories  

Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories  

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ORGASMING:  

Real................................... 112 Calories  

False.................................. 315 Calories  



POST ORGASM:  

Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories  

Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories  

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories  



GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: IF YOU ARE:  

20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories  

30-39 years............................ 80 Calories  

40-49 years............................ 124 Calories  

50-59 years............................ 972 Calories  

60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories  

70 and over.........................  Results are still pending  



DRESSING AFTERWARDS:  

Calmly................................. 32 Calories  

In a hurry............................. 98 Calories  

With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories  

With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories  



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